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DISCOGRAPHY: took ages to do, still not funny
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THE MONKEY EP: 5 youngsters playin' around with a 4-track, you can hear the promise in this "keeping it real" recording. Songs include 'the hobo rap' and 'dirty boots' (sonic youth cover). Only 5 copies pressed, all mysteriously vanished. The shockingly low number means that one of these little gems could be worth as much as 50p, or however much spare cd cases sell for these days.
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IT'S A LONG JOURNEY TO THE PUB: CHEESEGRATER LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE: Ah, the live album. What self-respecting money hungry, creatively fucked band can resist? Just cheesegrater, a bunch of their fans (well...friends) and a stadium. Rumour has it this record was inspired by the demi gods we know and love attending a Bon Jovi gig. This would explain their, erm, 'interesting' haircuts of the time.... This record received mixed reviews, due partly to a misguided sales campaign. For some reason, "buy this fucking album, or we'll tell your neighbours you are a gay jew and burn your house down" didn't go down well with the oldskool fans, but resulted in plenty of lovely jocks at subsequent gigs. This cd sold pretty well though. Stobbs: like Fred Durst, but less fat.
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CHEESEGRATER & THE SWINDON SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: Available on vinyl only, the first 150 copies featured a typo on the back cover, referring to grog as "Bass: The homo indian guy from the village people". Some people consider this record as cheesegrater's creative peak, whereas most see it as a big bunch of smelly wank. The vocals on this record seem much better in the past, due to "stobbs perfecting his oral technique and bulking up on a high-protein diet". By pure coincidence, this also coincided with their signing to corporate whore records.
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PLAYIN' WITH SANTA'S SACK: THE CHEESEGRATER CHRISTMAS ALBUM. The less said about this one, the better...
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OFFICIAL MOVIE SOUNDTRACK: A japanese import soundtrack for the film 'Urosshi nu porno superno toga satitties' (rough translation: Horny cupboard schoolgirl adventure rocks!) One cheesegrater tune, 15 second song is featured (also to be included on their forthcoming new album). I can assure you that the movie itself is well worth buying, as long as your parents or the police dont find it...
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CHEESEGRATER LIVE AT PARK HOTEL DISS (BOOTLEG): An infamous bootleg recording of an infamous gig, its hard to tell whether or not this is a soundboard recording (though the actual gig sounded like it was taking place in a jam jar). This cd is cherished by non-newbies because it shows cheesegrater at their very best; not one song is played even remotely properly (bad even by their standards!) and stobbs had clearly been raiding Grandma's old medicine cabinet again... This cd is available from suspicious market stalls, serial killers, drug dealers, pimps and other dodgy geezers (London Will).
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