BLANDLAND FM: The best radio station ever! (part of the evilbland corporation ltd)
Hi, welcome to Blandland FM, the most listened to Radio station amongst the bored middle-aged housewives and professional factory worker demographics! We pride ourselves on our craaaazy DJ's, great variety of annoying jingles/stoopid noises, an insulting amount of advertising and varied, huge playlist.
The Playlist for this week is:
1. Jennifer Lopez: play
2. Robbie Williams: Angels
3. Jennifer Lopez: play (remix)
But don't take our word for it, take a look at this exciting transcript from our Craaaaazy morning DJ's, Bob and Lizzie!
BOB: Morning everyone, in association with Scabby Steve's skip hire, fakenham road, norwich!
LIZZIE: Hello, in conjunction with B. Moli's food parlour, South Hingham 01767 447 46.
B: so, huh huh, I was thinking this morning, huh huh...
L: huh ha ha ha
B: Isn't it funny how, ha ha, girls have huh huh, ha ha ha...
L: ha ha ha
B: Isn't it funny how gi.. how g..g.. ha ha, how girls have boobs!
L: HA HA HA HA, it's true, we do! OH MY GOD< YOU'RE SO FUNNY, BOB!!!
B: yes I, huh huh, know! I'm so zany! And that's in association with Dodgy Dave's Columbian Delivery service, Diss
L: Ha ha, so now it's time for the weather in association with Big Matt's Macks of Thumpersport, here's Susan the weather girl.
SUSAN: thanks, you crazy guys! it's going to be sunny today, so get yourselves to Iain's Ice cream and massage parlour in Gt Yarmouth for the latest way of eating a 99!
L: Thanks Susan, now it's time for your choice of music, so here's Robbie Williams and Jennifer Lopez. Coming up after that is a tape of the last hour you were just listening to, in association with the Union of shit Dj's on soul-less, bland, uninspiring, shitty corporate radio stations! We're so Craaaaaaazy!
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Don't forget to tune into the world's safest radio station, Blandland FM!!!!!!!!!
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